{"product_id":"climbing-santa","title":"Oops.Santa™ Climbing Santa — Musical Ladder Christmas Decoration","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"oops-pdp\"\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 1.2em;font-size:1.05em\"\u003eHe climbs. He plays music. Then he stops halfway, like he got distracted by something on the way, and just stays there watching the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 1.8em\"\u003eIt is not another ornament that gets ignored by December 20th. It is the one thing this year people stop mid sentence for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"color:#0F3D2E;margin:0 0 .5em\"\u003eWhat actually happens when the box turns up\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 1.2em\"\u003eYou hook the ladder over a branch, a banister, a door handle or the edge of a shelf. You flick the switch. He starts climbing, and he sings the whole way up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 1.6em\"\u003eThat is the job. No assembly, no instructions, no little bag of screws you will lose by January. One handed, still holding your coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul style=\"margin:0 0 1.8em;padding-left:1.1em\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-bottom:.6em\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNothing to build.\u003c\/strong\u003e It arrives ready. Hook it on, switch it on, walk away.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-bottom:.6em\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThere is an off switch for the music.\u003c\/strong\u003e Run it when guests arrive or when the children come down, and leave it off the rest of the time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTwo years of cover, included on every order.\u003c\/strong\u003e If the motor stops we send a new one, with no diagnosis and nothing to post back.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#F7E9E9;border-left:4px solid #B91C1C;padding:16px 18px;border-radius:0 10px 10px 0;margin:0 0 1.8em\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 .5em;font-weight:800;color:#B91C1C\"\u003eSet it up tonight. Let them find it in the morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0\"\u003eHang it after they have gone up, say nothing, and go to bed. You get to watch the discovery happen instead of managing it. For once the magic does not need you standing there making it work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003ca href=\"#oops-buy\" style=\"display:block;text-align:center;background:#B91C1C;color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:800;font-size:1.05em;padding:16px 22px;border-radius:100px;text-decoration:none;margin:0 0 .5em\"\u003eGet Santa climbing in my home →\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align:center;font-size:.8125rem;color:#6B6B6B;margin:0 0 2em\"\u003e2 year guarantee included. 30 days to change your mind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"color:#0F3D2E;margin:0 0 .5em\"\u003eFair warning: you will be asked where you got it\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 1.8em\"\u003eThis is the decoration that ends up in the family group chat. Somebody films it, somebody sends it to their sister, and then three people want to know the name of the shop. It is not a subtle piece. That is the point of it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#E8F0EA;border:2px solid #0F3D2E;border-radius:14px;padding:20px 18px;margin:0 0 1.2em\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 .5em;font-weight:800;color:#0F3D2E;font-size:1.05em\"\u003e🎁 One for your house. One for your mum’s.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 .7em\"\u003eHere is the thing about buying your mother something sentimental. You talk yourself out of it. You worry it is a bit silly, or a bit much, or that she would rather have something useful. So you buy the useful thing and it goes in a drawer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0\"\u003eShe does not want the useful thing. She wants the one that makes her house feel like Christmas, and that she gets to tell people about. Add a second at 30% off and both houses are sorted in one go.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003ca href=\"#oops-buy\" style=\"display:block;text-align:center;background:#0F3D2E;color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:800;font-size:1.05em;padding:16px 22px;border-radius:100px;text-decoration:none;margin:0 0 1.6em\"\u003eAdd a second for her →\u003c\/a\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;color:#6B6B6B;font-size:.9375rem\"\u003eOops.Santa™. The only decoration in the house that is still trying to get somewhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Oops.Santa","offers":[{"title":"1 Pack","offer_id":54762283336021,"sku":"OS-CLIMB-1","price":185.0,"currency_code":"RON","in_stock":true},{"title":"2 Pack","offer_id":54762284122453,"sku":"OS-CLIMB-2","price":313.0,"currency_code":"RON","in_stock":true},{"title":"3 Pack","offer_id":54762284155221,"sku":"OS-CLIMB-3","price":369.0,"currency_code":"RON","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1074\/1868\/1685\/files\/S0b88b65ad160433f85e09d2cd507eefce.webp?v=1787804382","url":"https:\/\/oopssanta.shop\/products\/climbing-santa","provider":"Oops.Santa","version":"1.0","type":"link"}